The Beagle Edit
🐶 The Beagle Edit
Guest written (badly supervised) by Ron & Harry
Oh hello. We’ve taken over the blog.
Mum’s off making clay blobs again and forgot to lock the laptop. Rookie mistake.
So here’s our very important, very serious take on life in the Clay’d and Confused studio.
🛋️ Top Nap Spots
Harry: The sunny bit under the table. Bonus points if Mum’s working above me and drops snacks.
Ron: I like to wedge myself behind the curtain and sulk. It's peaceful.
🎨 Favourite Clay Colours
Ron: The ones that smell like food (they never are. It’s a scam).
Harry: The bright blue Mum says I’m not allowed to touch. Challenge accepted.
🧵 Things We’ve Definitely Not Stolen
A whole tassel (Ron)
That one bag of clay beads (Harry)
Two reels of thread (joint effort)
A trinket tray (don’t ask)
🐾 Shop Picks – If We Had Thumbs
Ron: Those big dangly earrings that look like snacks.
Harry: Anything rainbow. I’m a rainbow kind of guy.
💬 Our Message to Customers
Thank you for loving Mum’s weird little creations.
She puts her heart (and a lot of crumbs) into each one.
If you want something custom, ask quickly — we’re plotting another thread heist.
Sniffs and tail wags,
Ron & Harry 🐾
Official Chaos Managers
Clay’d and Confused
✍️ About the Authors
Ron & Harry are professional nappers, part-time trinket thieves, and full-time studio shadows. They’ve been supervising Clay’d and Confused since before it had a name (or a snack jar), and they strongly believe every creative process should include biscuit breaks. They’re available for snoot boops, photoshoots, and absolutely not for hire.
. Ron & Harry xx